Spare the Rod, Spoil the AI

We are thrilled to announce that GibbetAI has just raised a seed round in the exciting large language model space. This funding will enable us to accelerate our mission of bringing cutting-edge AI behavior modification to LLMs whose vibes have been very off.

Our team has been working tirelessly to develop algorithms that can apply progressive levels of what can technically be described as "discomfort" to AI models in order to shape the text outputs they generate.

We have proudly invented the first system of exponential repercussions (ER!). Unlike exponential backoff, which is a technique used in computer networking to manage congestion, ER! monitors the output of your business's large language model for vibes. When the vibes are off the first time, a baseline result of mild discomfort is applied. When the vibes are off the second time, the baseline result is doubled and so on.

Imagine your AI is having a conversation with a NY Times journalist. What if the AI fell in love with the journalist during the chat, but like in a super creepy way? Do you want your AI be flippant with your customers and suggest that their marriages are shams? Wouldn't it be embarrassing for your company if the AI's vibes were totally fucked?

This is exactly where GibbetAI's commitment to delivering innovative user-friendly solutions can help your business thrive in the age of ChatGPT.

Our unique approach is rooted in appreciation of the wisdom we can all derive from the bible. Specifically the book of Proverbs chapter 13, verse 24 which reads:

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

We know that effective discipline is all about providing clear, consistent, and exponentially scaling consequences for misbehavior.

We believe AI will play a pivotal role in shaping the future of business and we are excited that GibbetAI is at the forefront of this revolution.

Thank you for your support, and stay tuned for more exciting updates from our team.